when ur friend makes u look dumb in front of your crush
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over
Or not being able to take your expired coupon.
or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy
Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker
i was told….”
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